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I’m Big Jimmy Bang and I can ride the fastest mustang.

You’re a liar and a loser, Jimmy Bang.

I’m Big Jimmy Bang and I can shoot sharper than any sharp-shooter that ever shot.

You’re not even big, Jimmy Bang.

I’m Big Jimmy Bang and I can build the highest wall that’s ever been built in this town.

I’m putting on my hat, Jimmy Bang.

I’m Big Jimmy Bang and I’m the grabbiest grabber that ever grabbed.

You’re a grubby little man, Jimmy Bang.

I’m Big Jimmy Bang and my wife’s so pretty, I had to lock her up in a big, gold tower.

Set her free, set her free, Jimmy Bang. I’m putting on my coat and I’m lacing
up my boots and there’s thousands of us coming Jimmy Bang. Millions of us  coming for you, swarming the streets. We’re wearing our hats and we’re stomping on down and sure as kittens are kittens we’ll stop you, Jimmy Bang. Get outta town and don’t ever come back. Do you hear us, Jimmy Bang? You’re yesterday’s yesterday man.

*Sincere apologies if your name is Jimmy Bang – this is so not about you.